Hobart, Burnie & Launceston
Dr B Positive
Dr B is chatty and quick with associations, puns, segues and interesting facts. Very good at getting obvious things wrong or going off on tangents. He has a very nice orange tangent which he keeps in his garage, it was handed down to him from the black sheep in his family, his great-uncle O. Negative.
He loves singing and playing the uke; he doesn’t mind making up songs, though some of the rhymes are a bit dodgy, although they’re far from stodgy. He's a bit cheeky and not bad at guessing children's ages (to the nearest 10 years).
Dr Do Little
Do Little by name, Do Little by nature. He is the Doctor you'd always like to have – hangdog and the butt of jokes, but well-meaning and harmless. He loves to dance, likes to talk to animals and secretly desires to be one at times. A lovable chap. He also wears cool pointy-toed maroon shoes.
Favourite Joke: A short one.
Favourite Colour: Red.
Favourite Prop: My magic colouring-in book.
Hobbies: Talking to animals.
Favourite Food: Ratatouille.
Favourite Pet: My naughty cat ‘Puddles’.
Likes: Cool, lazy dancing.
Dislikes: Work.
What makes me laugh: A great toilet paper bandage.
What makes me happy: Getting my own back on all the other ‘nasty’ Clown Doctors who boss me around.
What makes me sad: Always getting bossed around.
I love being a Clown Doctor because: It allows you to relate to all sorts of wonderful people in special ways.
Favourite Clown Doctor Moment: Seeing the effect a visit can have on the mood and well-being of a child.
Dr Dot
Dr Dot thinks she is well-rounded, but she is really quite dotty. She loves dotting everything in sight. She gets confused easily and often thinks she is bigger or smaller than what she really is. She sings, dances and can be a little naughty!
She specialises in measles, chicken pox and pimples, and she has lovely freckles!
She is a little sneaky and naughty when necessary, and can be vague, vain, and confused.
Dr Fix It
G'day. Hang on a minute while I put my coke bottles on.... That's better. Now, where were we? Crikey that's a dodgy computer you've got there. I could fix that you know. Because................ I'm a DOCTOR. Hmmm, impressive eh? Learnt everything I need to know at medical school. Popped in the caf one day, had a quick chat, and Bob's your Uncle. Got it all sussed. It's all in the tongue you see. Hold it at the right angle while you concentrate and you can fix anything. There's different angles for different operations. Give it a go... Yep, not bad. But hey! Wait a minute. Don't concentrate tooooo hard. Oh no, too late... you let one rip. Oh nasty. How do I know that? Even across the computer waves? Cos I specialise in farts. Yep... I'm a very, very qualified FARTOLOGIST. Best in the country. It's no laughing matter you know. But we don't want to get long winded here. Gotta step on the gas.
Dr Rocket
Dr Rocket likes exploring the world and blasting off to new wards to find laughter and fun, he can even juggle meteorites!